MudDawgz Football team SJ (charity league amateur American football) was finally victorious, at least in our practice scrimmage with Sjs. I wish that this were muddy. It doesn't rain the way it used to, and I miss playing football in deep splashy and gooey liquid mud. Anyway, here In 96 heat, SJ was triumphant over Sjs, sweating and grinding our way to victory. Overheated, MudDawg got home with too much built-up testosterone, and poured three more bottles of water over his body, still clad in bright red Sjfb jersey #99, shoulderpads, cotton Sjfb half-shirt, silver Sjfb football pants, red UA Sjfb compression heatgear tights, UA Sjfb jockstrap and UA Sjfb cup. Not wet enough. A whole bucket of water, then. Nope, not wet enough. So MudDawg then turns on the sprinkler system to cool down, while still in full Football gear.