Honestly, though, who among us could stay on their A game with a slime video playing on the screen? Mecha-Chad truly has our number

(This is from Turnip Boy Robs a Bank, if anyone's interested. As far as I can tell, there's no actual WAM content anywhere in this game.)

I haven't played Splatoon, but the upcoming Foamstars looks very Wet & Soapy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srmBAWqZPsM